RETRO EPISODE I Dr. Evil and Nemeisis': Evil Plan (June 2002)
Dear readers,
There was once a evil dethroned super villian "Dr. Evil" and a ambituous blonde dancer named Nemeisis ( aka http://www.lanalotts.com ).
Together they strove to crush the Superheroine-Justice-League with their magic genetic designer drug called Elixir-9! ( Hisss.... )
Elixir-9 would render all of America's busty superheroines utterly powerless by giving 121XX Boobs that would wiegh them down and prevent them from flying to the rescue of those in peril much less walk. Those bastards!
The darstardily plan involved mixing elixir-9 with dairy milk and giving the tainted mil to the captured heroines in their hot coco. And as we know all good heroines love wholesome milk, making Dr. Evils and Nemeisis plan fool proof.
Our story begins back in June 2002.
RETRO EPISODE VI - A PLAN COMES TOGETHER
1. THE EVIL WORKOUT...
"Hmmmm......" says Nemeisis to herself.
She sees things going her way just as Dr. Evil intended. After a really tough sweaty workout at her multimillion dollar gym & photo studio she wipes her self down satisfied that world domination of SuperHeroines will soon be within her grasp.
2. MINI-NEMISIS & NEMISIS.....
She yells "Evil Summer!" her cattle call for Mini-Nemisis aka Summer Leigh (
http://www.summerleigh.com) to get her the photographic test results from the live prototype test of Elixir-9.
Ah, Yes the Elixir-9 a magic potion that was deceptively hidden in clean wholesome milk cartoons throughout Minnesota.
As Mimi-Nemisis rushes back to the gym room she brings her Mistress the photographic results of the prototype.
3. A EVIL PLAN....
Otherwise known as the "Chelsea Charms" Elixir-9 experiment. (http://chelseacharms.com/)
Lana Lotts aka Nemisis at first gasps in horror . And screams gleefullily..
"Eghads! My God their Huge. I mean their like small planets...Success!" --- Nemeisis
"Unatural even for a SuperHeroine!." -- Evil Mini-Nemeisis
Mini-Nemisis and Nemsis both let out their devious laughs as they realize what their Evil Elixir will do the SuperHeroine-Catfighting-Justice-Leaugue and its leader Tanya Scorpiongirl.
There was once a evil dethroned super villian "Dr. Evil" and a ambituous blonde dancer named Nemeisis ( aka http://www.lanalotts.com ).
Together they strove to crush the Superheroine-Justice-League with their magic genetic designer drug called Elixir-9! ( Hisss.... )
Elixir-9 would render all of America's busty superheroines utterly powerless by giving 121XX Boobs that would wiegh them down and prevent them from flying to the rescue of those in peril much less walk. Those bastards!
The darstardily plan involved mixing elixir-9 with dairy milk and giving the tainted mil to the captured heroines in their hot coco. And as we know all good heroines love wholesome milk, making Dr. Evils and Nemeisis plan fool proof.
Our story begins back in June 2002.
RETRO EPISODE VI - A PLAN COMES TOGETHER
1. THE EVIL WORKOUT...
"Hmmmm......" says Nemeisis to herself.
She sees things going her way just as Dr. Evil intended. After a really tough sweaty workout at her multimillion dollar gym & photo studio she wipes her self down satisfied that world domination of SuperHeroines will soon be within her grasp.
2. MINI-NEMISIS & NEMISIS.....
She yells "Evil Summer!" her cattle call for Mini-Nemisis aka Summer Leigh (
http://www.summerleigh.com) to get her the photographic test results from the live prototype test of Elixir-9.
Ah, Yes the Elixir-9 a magic potion that was deceptively hidden in clean wholesome milk cartoons throughout Minnesota.
As Mimi-Nemisis rushes back to the gym room she brings her Mistress the photographic results of the prototype.
3. A EVIL PLAN....
Otherwise known as the "Chelsea Charms" Elixir-9 experiment. (http://chelseacharms.com/)
Lana Lotts aka Nemisis at first gasps in horror . And screams gleefullily..
"Eghads! My God their Huge. I mean their like small planets...Success!" --- Nemeisis
"Unatural even for a SuperHeroine!." -- Evil Mini-Nemeisis
Mini-Nemisis and Nemsis both let out their devious laughs as they realize what their Evil Elixir will do the SuperHeroine-Catfighting-Justice-Leaugue and its leader Tanya Scorpiongirl.
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